ChatGPTJokes #13

“The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.” – Civil Engineer

“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, continues to exist unless you’ve deleted your browser history.” – IT Professional

“If everything is possible, then it is also possible that nothing is possible. Which is, honestly, a bit of a bummer.” – Existential Therapist

“An unexamined life may not be worth living, but an over-examined life isn’t exactly a party either.” – High School Guidance Counselor

“One can never step into the same river twice, especially if the river has been drained for maintenance.” – Urban Planner

“The more you learn, the less you know…I guess that explains why my students seem to know everything.” – College Professor

“It is often said that time heals all wounds. I’m not sure about emotional ones, but for physical ones, try band-aids.” – Nurse

“To do is to be, to be is to do. To do be do be do… I think that’s how the song goes.” – Music Teacher

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a weekend, which is almost the same thing.” – Financial Advisor

“It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not… unless what you are is a tax collector.” – Tax Collector